Dear Toby,

I am afraid that myopia has caused you to overestimate the importance of the whole crocodile incident. Your totemic beliefs in the holiness of crocodiles is absurd and, worse, unfounded. Please make note that the scriptures only makes reference to the wholeness of crocodiles.

Yours,

godfrey

Dear Dr. G. Montgomary,

With reference to recent events in the news, it is with anguish that I write this little correspondence. I fear that this time it is your wife who has gone too far in using Filipino villagers to capture a poor defenseless one ton crocodile for her own sick perversions.

This will not be forgotten,

Yours,

Toby