Oh...

Am I to take it that you have patched things up with Mephisto? I question the wisdom of that decision my dearest toby. Have you forgot the whole carpet-and-bathtub incident? So soon?

As a new recruit to camp-booby I feel I have the authority to condemn her behaviour outright. She possesses none of those virtues pertaining to womanhood, none of that bounciness, none of that giggliness, none of that chattyness, none of that breeziness. I for one can understand her position, for I too find the norms of womanhood like a weight on my breasts. But one must be virtuous! And as for the fur, there I have no excuses!

Affectionately,

Gertrude.

P.S. Yet to give her her due, she does have beautiful fangs.