Thursday 15 September 2011

Dear Dr. Montgomary

It is with great pleasure that I inform you that your son Keith has successfully extracted his own left lower canine. This rite of passage has us all in awe of the splendours of the suN goD and hiS faithful servant nIck.


Please do not hesitate to deposit your soul in the little tin box outside my office in return for a set of pliers.


With greatest sincerity and a faithfulnes that is shown by no other;
I am, forever yours,


Toby xxx

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