The news of my excommunication, i am sad to say, has not caused me much surprise. Your wife has been making advances with a discretion that leaves little to the imagination.
What I wish to stress is that if you so desire to remove from your vicinity all the men subject to your wife's monstrous promiscuity, you will be left with an organisation consisting of you and the Satyr, who, of late, has suffered a grievous injury to his unmentionables.
I for one am proud to say that I have never reaped the overripe fruits of her lusts, being rather impartial to carnal acquiantances of an unnatural kind.
Yours, only in a manner of speaking,
G.
What I wish to stress is that if you so desire to remove from your vicinity all the men subject to your wife's monstrous promiscuity, you will be left with an organisation consisting of you and the Satyr, who, of late, has suffered a grievous injury to his unmentionables.
I for one am proud to say that I have never reaped the overripe fruits of her lusts, being rather impartial to carnal acquiantances of an unnatural kind.
Yours, only in a manner of speaking,
G.
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